So Luke says "I only know one truth. It's time for the Jedi to end..." maybe that's not the full sentence, maybe the trailer misses out "this", so "end this"? Anyway, I know I'll be down the Odeon at a minute past midnight again..
I know this video is quite old, but I missed it doing the rounds several years ago, and it's so good it needs re-sharing. Listen to Henri pondering over the meaningless of life...and sleeping. Requires volume despite the subtitles.
The genius of Bob Mortimer, and his brilliant stories on the BBC's Would I Lie To You?
Timings below so you can skip forward. My personal favourite, "Theft & Shubbery"
00:07 - I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks. 06:50 - The police once ordered me to leave town because I was frightening the locals. 13:11 - This is Keith. He's my oldest friend, and when we were at school together, we hid a dictaphone in the classroom ceiling to confuse our teacher. 18:25 - This is the cushion that I used to carry my pet owl around on. I would have brought the owl, but he escaped last week. 23:45 - For five days I pushed my cat around in a pram, because it had sprained three of its ankles.
26:27 - As a teenager, I used to terrorise my neighbourhood with a game I invented called "Theft and Shrubbery". 31:45 - This is Michael, and after cutting his hair, I got a job on a campsite as a hairdresser. 37:54 - I have a digeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden so when the wind blows in a certain direction, it parps soothing sounds of the outback through my bedroom window. 41:34 - I recently had to charm a spider out of my shoe by tooting a flute at it. 45:35 - I can break an apple in half with my bare hands.
It's not very important, but it dawn on songwriters Kandi Burruss, Tameka Cottle and producer Kevin Briggs - how much Ed Sheeran's global smash hit "Shape Of You" (2017) sounds like the global smash hit "No Scrubs" they wrote and produced for TLC in 1999.
Maybe another to be filed under "Talent Borrows, Genius Steals (Shits Copy)".
Well, actually, according to this news item in Stereogum, they've even been given writing credits. A happy ending. Anyway, you decide for yourselves;
Uncanny. Only so many notes and words to go around I suppose.
It's not very important, but it dawned on me - how much the menacing Star Wars "Imperial March" (1980) for iconic villain Darth Vadar sounds like the sickeningly sweet Mary Poppins classic "A Spoonful Of Sugar" (1969).
Maybe another to be filed under "Talent Borrows, Genius Steals (Shits Copy)".
Uncanny. Only so many notes and words to go around I suppose.
**Update: I've been informed by "Old Man" Joe, that this is known as "parallel key modulation", he goes on (he does, but to explain this further he says "Most Depeche Mode songs use them liberally, luring the listener into a false sense of calm and wellbeing (major) then plunging them into a chasm of death and despair (minor)." There we go.
It's not very important, but it dawned on me - how much Abba's 1st single and Eurovision winning belter "Waterloo" (1974) sounds like The Foundations "Build Me Up Buttercup" (1969).
Maybe another to be filed under "Talent Borrows, Genius Steals (Shits Copy)".
Uncanny. Only so many notes and words to go around I suppose.
Excuse the clickbait headline - but really, you can; especially if you make the Tea a lot, like I seem to.
Anyway, here's the test you can take, and the science behind it; share this now before it appears on shite newspapers and they get ad revenue (I don't).
Definitely worth watching past the initial 30seconds. Probably something someone will copy and attempt on a X-Country Has Got Talent type of program soon.
Like Table Tennis? Here's a 91 shot rally - though why the bloke in the yellow didn't just back spin the ball like a drop shot I don't know.
And here's the Mythbusters firing a Ping Pong ball at 1100mph. Deadly.
You're lucky enough to be at a big show, working in some capacity and you want to show off, tell all your friends - it's what Social Media is for, right?
Er no. You are likely to be fired.
I know several that have been. I know some that have been taken to court. Just don't do it.
Watch how easily these two make fake working passes from this Instagram post, a wristband (like this one), then simply walk into the secret "we're-playing-Glastonbury-2017" Foo Fighters show in Frome.
Fortunately, these two just wanted to see the show, they didn't try and get backstage / onstage.
Imagine if Salman Abedi had also created a pass from a social media post, walked past security and detonated his device inside the arena?
Yes, he could've bought a ticket, but the pass would've allowed him to roam anywhere.
So if you see a friend or contact posting images of passes on social media, tell them off. Please. Let's make this something you just don't do on social media.
The video's slightly misleading title is "Top 80 Songs You Didn't Know Were Covers & Their Originals", but you should know most of these are covers.
However, one that did genuinely surprise me, The Clash (never liked them) and their 1979 punk anthem "I Fought The Law". This was in fact a 1960 cover of US rock and roll band The Crickets, formally known as Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but released after Buddy had "left" the band, also known as the day the music died.
Anyway, it also includes Natalie (PHOAR!) Imbruglia's "Torn" which she famously claimed to have written during a live interview on the Chris Evans Breakfast show, as well as some fairly obvious ones, that if you didn't know were covers, then quite frankly, you need to get out more.
Another one to be filled in the "Talent Borrows, Genius Steals" section, as some of the cover versions are clearly loads better than the originals.
I've just spotted this in the comments for my Jubilee Line Ticket Barrier Sings Blur's "Song 2", along with "thanks for the inspiration" :) Reminds me, I must finish my second "difficult album"...
Brilliant. Probably an accurate portrayal of Daisy Ridley's life at the moment, in the build up to The Last Jedi*
Starring Daisy Ridley, Josh Gad (Cameraman & Voice of Olaf from Frozen**), Dame Judi Dench as well as Chris Pratt (Avengers), Penelope Cruz (PHOAR!), J.J. Abrams and several others actors that aren't that well known to me.
*Spoiler Alert 1 : Disney have confirmed that the Last Jedi is plural. Jedi is the plural of Jedi.
Not for those with vertigo, but seeing as the terrorist threat level is currently severe in the UK, how to two teenagers easily manage to get into 1 Canada Square, into the lifts, and into the pyramid roof, even touching the very top. Someone's going to get fired. Skip to 3:25 to show them simply jumping the security barriers.
This is what 1,000 drones look like flying in the night sky - and a new world record apparently (just days after the Superbowl effort with Lady Gaga).
Would love to see this sort of effect at a live music festival / show..
It's not very important, but it dawned on me - how much this trampolining comedy act from various XXX's Got Talent shows around the world looks like the legendary trampolining comedy act by Larry Griswold. Maybe another to be filed under "Talent Borrows, Genius Steals (Shits Copy)".
Uncanny. Only so many slapstick routines to go around I suppose.
This short film looks at a mix of virtual and physical reality and I feel a bit sick watching it. Terrifying. Starts with the 21st Century addition of pointless gaming.
The Facebook echo chamber sometimes throws up some excellent content, light relief from the impending disaster of Brexit, and the Walter Mitty president Trump.
We've all spotted the ball, the pizza delivery van, even Nemo in Monsters Inc, but Disney have finally revealed and confirmed loads loads more, from the obvious to the obscure.