Friday, 2 November 2012

Harmless Shelf Unit Is Hiding Something Nasty (Not The Titanic Box Set)

If you live in the United States, you MUST have this shelving unit in your front room - it looks like some pretty harmless Ikea model doesn't it? Er, no. This is the USA.

As we all know in the UK, if you live in the USA you need to have guns, and lots of them. Guns to protect yourself, your family, your property and your rights to carry a gun, if someone else with a gun should come near and threaten you, your family, your property - or presumingly, your rights to carry a gun. So why not get more guns that the potential person that should dare do this, and hide them in this shelf. Great idea.

'Where?' I hear you say. Well, watch this video. Hopefully the American owner of such a unit would be able to run to the shelf, remember how to open the arsenal before the American owner of another gun enters the room and wonders why the home owner is suddenly fiddling with their pretty harmless Ikea shelf.

I'd hate to live in a place where you are under such a constant and real threat of being shot, you'd need enough guns in your front room to arm a small terrorist cell.

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Really Terrible Star Prize On Bullseye

Two contestants take the gamble on Bullseye and end up really disappointed... after they win.

Thanks to D Styles for spotting this on the TV last night, and for pobblepop for adding the Bullseye Contestants link to my post on B3ta.com

Hobbit Themed Safety Video - By Air New Zealand

Ronseal.

Cassetteboy vs Obama vs Romney

More Cassetteboy here

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Heavy Metal Marching Band Perform "Final Countdown", "Ace Of Spades" and "Enter Sandman"

Marvellous. Try and watch this without smiling, it's Blaas Of Glory performing The Final Countdown at Sonisphere in 2009.

They also do Motorhead's 'Ace Of Spades'

Metallica's 'Enter Sandman'

And just for Wookiee, Bon Jovi's 'Living On A Prayer'

Found on b3ta.com